This week I was picked for Photoshop Friday at the workplace. This is an exciting weekly event where we pick a person from the office, and insult them to the highest extent. Although many people have mastered the skill of Pshop, and have no issues whipping something up quickly…we have decided to add a twist. Mother Fucking MS Paint. That’s right, you can use nothing except for MS Paint. These are the results.

Lots of Volvo’s, adoption jokes, making fun of my badass dog, my perfectly sculpted hair and calling me a Puerto Rican.  Cago en su mamá ayer. No porque quiero a, pero porque yo me siento que soy necesario. ¡Viva el burrito!

Even though you’d think I would be offended. I’m not. It was quite an exciting morning. This pretty much sums it up.

Off to the pictures yo!

 FRIDAY, AUGUST 14TH
FKDT @ DUNGEON LOUNGE PRESENT

Best of Orlando top rated DJ:
<<DJ DOCTA DAWE’S B-DAY BASH!!!>
EXCLUSIVE B-DAY SET!
:::{WITH SPECIAL GUEST DJ SPILLZ FROM HOLLYWOOD, CA!!}:::
myspace.com/theoneandonlydjspillz

FU*K DOWNTOWN FRIDAYS IS THE BIGGEST FRIDAY NIGHT PARTY IN THE UCF AREA… FUCK IT, IN ORLANDO PERIOD.

Come celebrate Orlando’s favorite DJs 21’s birthday bash!! (for the 6th year in a row)! Bring your dad’s suit jacket, and leave your bottle of Verdi at home because we are keeping it classy this year at UCF’s hottest new venue, Dungeon Lounge - The new standard for Orlando night life. With state-of-the-art lighting, the most advanced sound technology and an incredibly unique and stunning decor this is the HOTTEST new spot in UCF.

2 FOR 1 PREMIUM COCKTAILS AND DOMESTIC BEERS UNTIL 12
2 FOR 1 SHOTS FROM MIDNIGHT - CLOSE
2 for $150 3-OLIVE VODKA (AND FLAVORS)
GET YOUR VIP TABLE NOW, THEY ARE GOINGGGGG FASTTTTT

Hosted by WhatsHOT and orangecountyconcepts.com…. a collaboration yearsssss in the making!

LADIES 18+
GUYS 21+

For info on the exclusive after party e-mail: Afterparty@orangecountyconcepts.com

::DOWNLOAD DJ SPILLZ LATEST NEW MIX::
DJ SPILLZ - THAT KLUB MUZIK SH!T (zshare link)

::DOWNLOAD DOCTA DAWE’S LATEST REMIX::
DOCTA DAWE - Bottles Flying (Fear and Lothing Electro Rework Quick Hitter) (zshare link)

Here is a couple of noteworthy events today.

Arden Villas Independence Day Splash Pool Party w/ Docta Dawe, Justin James, and Kid Juda

What better way to spend 4th of July than at a East Orlando pool party!! If you have been to the last two pool parties we were involved in this summer, you know we do it right. If you forgot how crazy they were, just check out the pics here and here. Soooo we decided to do it again, and at a different location. This time its going down at Arden Villas and will pretty much be an all out free-for-all. Bring your floaties, and your beer goggles, because its going downnnnn with free beer all day as your serenaded by the sounds of Kid Juda, Justin James, and Myself, DJ Docta Dawe. $10 all you can drink beer, all day. (12pm-6pm, $10 all u can drink beer, Arden Villas Apartments, 3303 Arden Villas Blvd, Orlando, FL)

Justin James promises to bring enough chest oil for everyone this time.

B-Live: A-Trak, Matt & Kim, DJ Jazzy Jeff

Via the Orlando Weekly: Bacardi, the propagators of the liquor that launched a thousand rap lyrics from artists grateful for a word to rhyme with “party,” presents its free concert series with headliner A-Trak. The turntable wunderkind and paramour of Kid Sister is a marvel to watch behind the decks, and you couldn’t ask for a better master of ceremonies on a hot July Fourth holiday. In addition, the Bacardi B-Live lineup boasts the hummable talents of Brooklyn duo Matt & Kim, whose last stop in Orlando landed the Matt half in the hospital with back injuries. (His publicist says he’s better now but that our city should take it easy on him.) Also on the bill is Will Smith sidekick DJ Jazzy Jeff, who posted on Twitter that the plug had been pulled from his June 6 Kansas City set for spinning hip-hop. A plethora of excuses were offered by the venue – he was asked beforehand not to play rap; the sound mix was too loud – but Jeff called it censorship. The incident landed the winner of the first-ever Grammy award for rap back in headlines for the first time in decades, and not a moment too soon. Jazzy Jeff has continued his post-Fresh Prince career with class and mastery, mentoring countless young artists and releasing a stellar hip-hop–soul album in 2007. Of course, if Jazzy Jeff doesn’t spin a little “Summertime,” feel free to pull his plug again. (A-Trak, Matt & Kim, DJ Jazzy Jeff; 9 p.m. at House of Blues; all ages; free; 407-934-2583; www.hob.com)

 

JUNE 20TH GET READY FOR THE BIGGEST POOL PARTY OF THE SUMMER!!

 

THE GATHERINGS & ORANGECOUNTYCONCEPTS.COM PRESENTS…

 

–TROPICAL PARADISE POOL PARTY–

@ THE GATHERING APARTMENTS ON UNIVERSITY DRIVE!!

 

SATURDAY JUNE 20, 2009

EXCLUSIVELY @ THE GATHERINGS

3961 GATHERING DRIVE

ORLANDO FL 32817

 

EARLY ARRIVAL STRONGLY SUGGESTED!! GET YOUR SPOT RIGHT NEXT TO THE POOL!

 

MUSIC BY SPECIAL GUEST DJ DOCTA DAWE FROM ORANGECOUNTYCONCEPTS.COM

THIS EVENT IS SPONSORED BY HOOTERS, CHICKEN LICKIN’, SILVER MINE SUBS, DOWNTOWN DIVAS, SMOOTHIE KING, WING ZONE AND MANY MORE!!

 

FREE FOOD & GIVEAWAYS INCLUDING AN XBOX 360

FREE FOOD & GIVEAWAYS INCLUDING AN XBOX 360

 

THE BEAUTIFUL HOOTERS GIRLS WILL BE HERE FOR EVERYONE’S ENJOYMENT!!

 

PHOTOS BY ERIC SPRADLING FROM ORANGECOUNTYCONCEPTS.COM

 

MUSIC BY:

Best Of Orlando DJ —> DJ DOCTA DAWE

ERIC DRAVEN

DJ Mixwell

and Other Special Guests!

 

EARLY ARRIVAL STRONGLY SUGGESTED!! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE BIGGEST SUMMER POOL PARTY THIS YEAR!!

 

YOU KNOW HOW OCC DOES IT WITH THE POOL PARTIES!!! HERE’S A LITTLE TASTE OF OUR LAST ONE…

http://www.orangecountyconcepts.com/2009/04/19/pool-party-pictures-up-now/ 

As you may know, we are not known for our punctuality when it comes to uploading photos here at OCC. The good news is we have not only updated a huge set of 357 pictures from last Thursdays “Glow Party”, but we also have uploaded the two weeks of STEREO photos from the weeks before! Get ‘em while there hot!

 

Thanks to everyone who came out to the STEREO: Blackout Glow Party last Thursday! It was INSANE! Definitely one of the best and most memorable nights in STEREO history. Next week we got something else for you, that will hopefully be just as memorable…

STEREO presents: THE SUMMER FLING BASH!

Everyone loves summertime, and were gonna celebrate the start of summer this week at STEREO! Bringing the beach back to the club, t-shirts, shorts, bathing suits, sandals, whatever the fu*k you wanna wear, wear it. Heating things up a little bit, we are throwing the KING OF ALL BIKINI CONTESTS with $400 in cash and prizes!!! To top it all off were gonna get you drunk off FREE HUNCH PUNCH until midnight and $2 Coronas all night long. This is one summer beach bash your gonna want to remember, so try not to get to fu*cked up on those free drinks!

  

DJ dLux - Boom Boom Bone (Super Played Out Remix)

TONIGHT IS STEREO: BLACKOUT - THE GLOW PARTY AT ANTIGUA!!
You saw the promo video, heard about it on the radio, got a flyer for it on your car… now its time to experience it!!! THE GLOW PARTY is going down tonight only at Antigua!! STEREO’s gonna cut the lights off! Antigua and Orange County Concepts present the biggest glow party EVER in Orlando. UV Black-lights, hundreds of glow sticks, glow accessories, glow dancers and body art by Nick Herrera. The only blackout you’ll remember!!

We are now offering a limited amount of free covers. E-mail your first/last name, and the name of your guests to: List@orangecountyconcepts.com to receive FREE COVER.

THE BIGGEST PARTY OF THE YEAR IS TONIGHT!!

▇ ▆ ▅ ▃ STEREO: BLACKOUT Glow Party ▃ ▅ ▆ ▇
Orlando’s biggest glow party ever!
Thursday, May 14th 2009 @ Antigua Nightclub

FREE GLOWSTICKS!
for the first 300 people in the door.
FREE DRINKS!
until midnight.
FREE SHOTS!
when the horn blows.

STEREO: The Mix is finally here! Over one hour of your favorite fist pumping anthems mixed by Crooklyn Clan top selling artist DJ Deville and best of Orlando top rated DJ Docta Dawe. Download your copy for FREE right here!

 AND DON’T FORGET THE BIGGEST PARTY OF THE YEAR THIS THURSDAY!!

 

The two things we have been following in the local Orlando news here at OCC have repeated themselves. Two stories repeated, twenty four hours.

Shannon Burke, local radio host was arrested again around Wednesday night for a violation of his pre-trial release. A judge placed Burke on a GPS monitor, which he apparently removed later, and told him he could have no contact with his wife, nor return to home. So Mr. Burke gave a friend his house key and told him to get his motorcycle and gather some of his belongings. That is considered third party contact, and that is something a judge says Burke was not permitted to do. To top it all off, the dog that was injured by Burke’s bullet was also injured again in the commotion last night. wtf.

For the second time in less than one day Orlando police were involved in a shooting. This time, a 17-year-old male was shot in crime hills while fleeing police who saw him carrying a gun. The good news about this one is the kid is going to be ok, the police officer only shot him one time, right in the ASS. haha.

Now back to some fun. Antigua has recovered from the cinco de mayo fiasco and is opened tonight! We do a little party there every week called STEREO. Don’t miss it! The drinks will be flowing for FREE before midnight, and if you shoot a txt message to 407-394-9527 when you get to the club I can get you a complementary cover card! Free drinks, free cover… you can’t go wrong!

But the big news here is NEXT WEEK’S special edition of STEREO…

▇ ▆ ▅ ▃ STEREO: BLACKOUT Glow Party ▃ ▅ ▆ ▇
Orlando’s biggest glow party ever!
Thursday, May 14th 2009 @ Antigua Nightclub

FREE GLOWSTICKS!
for the first 300 people in the door.
FREE DRINKS!
until midnight.
FREE SHOTS!
when the horn blows.

STEREO’s gonna cut the lights off! Antigua and Orange County Concepts present the biggest glow party EVER in Orlando. UV Black-lights, hundreds of glow sticks, glow accessories, glow dancers and body art by Nick Herrera. The only blackout you’ll remember!! Not to mention:
$1 MILLER LITES & FREE DRINKS until 12
2-4-1 SHOTS after 12

So now Orlando’s biggest weekly party now has the best drink specials in town!! You can’t beat it!!

w/ Resident DJ’s
DJ DOCTA DAWE (Best of Orlando DJ)
DJ Deville (Top Selling Crooklyn Clan Artist)

STEREO.
EVERY THURSDAY @ ANTIGUA
Hosted by OrangeCountyConcepts.com
Antigua Nightclub
41 West Church Street

So last night thousands of people were out on the town celebrating Cinco De Mayo. Our very own DJ dLux was seen around town looking something like this:

One can only hope last nights parties were as good as the notorious “Scoop de mayo”, which was last years captivating party held at everyone’s favorite UCF area bar “Knightly Scoop”. If you don’t remember last years chaos let me refresh your memory about this hugely successful event:

As you can see maneuvering through last years massive crowd was borderline hazardous. No word yet on how successful “scoop de homo” **cough** “scoop de mayo” was this year…

In other related cinco de mayo news, some nutcase decided to go “cinco de psycho” last night on Church St. I guess he couldn’t take all the Mexican madness that was overtaking the city.

“Barb Jones with Orlando Police says a “man went nuts” on Church Street just as the clubs were letting out, slamming his car first into a parked car, then the Antigua nightclub, and finally some pedestrians. “At some point, officers engaged that driver. Shots were fired by the officers, and the driver of the vehicle was transported to ORMC. I do not have an update on his status.”

 We believe 3 OPD officers opened fire, all have been placed on administrative leave while the FDLE investigates. None of the pedestrians were hurt seriously, but we are not expecting the suspect to survive. In fact, homicide detectives from OPD have been working this scene since the early morning hours. What is most unclear initially is why this man went on that rampage.”

Thanks to WDBO for that story. Word was later that this guy didn’t make it. I can already hear the cries of excessive force by the officers in this case, although it does seem a little extreme to swiss cheese up some guy who was probably drunk and acting a fool on cinco de mayo. I wasn’t there so I obviously don’t know the details first hand, but I have a feeling this story is just beginning. Anyways, all this excitement makes me happy I went cinco de sleepo early last night.

In related news, the MASSIVE GLOW PARTY  Thursday, May 14th @ Antigua won’t be disrupted by the damage caused by the “man who went nuts”.

 

Was that a tasteless promotion? Anyways, this party is gonna be amazing, and I had to tie it into this blog somehow.

One final note… Following up on the Shannon Burke story, Orlando radio host Shannon Burke is now out of the Seminole County Jail. According to the Orlando Sentinel, Burke, 43, was released from jail Tuesday and is wearing a monitoring device. He was also fired earlier in the week from his job at WTKS, Real Radio 104.1 FM. Isn’t this the type of thing that would increase their ratings!??! Shannon Burke was arrested, and accused of shooting his dog and wife. He claims it was a mistake, and it seems pretty obvious of that by listening to the 911 call (see below blog for 911 call audio).

Let’s kick this blog off right and show you how awesome my week has been so far!!

 FUCK YEAH!!

FYI for all my iPhoners, if this happens to you, you have 2 options:

1. Take it to a random tech-savy cell phone repair guy around town and get it fixed for anywhere around $100-$150

2. Get completely fucked in the ass by Apple and have them fix it for $200

I myself chose the second option and don’t get it twisted, they merely replace the screen, you don’t get a new phone even though the new 2 year contract price is $200, the retail price of these phones is $399 and $499. So yeah FML and moving along…

 

THIS GUY is back in town tonight…

That’s right, Kid Millionaire is back in Orlando. If you were lucky enough to catch his set last year then you KNOW this is going be serious. After I saw his set last year he inspired me to not just be a DJ during sets, but to actually be a showman. Aoki doesn’t just play records and watch the crowd react, he reacts WITH you. If you ever caught any of my ‘crunk hour’ sets during the now infamous “Shit Show Saturdays” at (what was) Octagon you can see how he rubbed off on me.

 

Now let’s go to some music news, shall we?

Britney Spears stopped her concert in Vancouver recently because of the beautiful aroma of (legal) marijuana was in the air.

 

Come on!!! You’re going to charge that much for tickets and get mad cause people are on some feel good shit? Aren’t you the chain smoking Mom in every tabloid?

That’s what I thought. Nice try Britney.

 

In Billboard chart news…

Rick Ross has the #1 album in the country with Deeper Than Rap selling 158,000 copies in the first week.

Meanwhile DEFAME: Orlando’s new favorite rapper, Asher Roth, sold 62,000 to put him at #5. Pretty much everything else on the charts doesn’t matter.

 

Mixtapes, Mixtapes, Mixtapes….

I already put you guys on to the (fucking amazing) Kid Cudi mixtape last week, well this week we are going back to the trap with Gucci Mane. The Empire, the people responsible for the highly successful ‘Drought is Over’ series with Lil’ Wayne are back at it with GUCCIMANIA (brother).

 

 Torrent (Mixtapetorrent.com) / Direct

DJ Smallz, hailing from Tampa, also put out a Gucci Mane mixtape recently with a lot of the same tracks and less talking. DJ Smallz is responsible for what I think is by far one of the best mixtape series ever, Southern Smoke.

Torrent (Mixtapetorrent.com) / Direct

Meanwhile in local mixtape news, DJ Eric Draven released his mixtape a couple weeks ago and it has been picking up steam around the town.

Download (zShare)

Well thats about all I have for now but I was told by the bossman that I could only post this blog if I put this at the end:

That’s right, it wouldn’t be a Thursday blog if I (or someone else) didn’t shamelessly plug the party that has stood the test of time (going on 6 months, haters).

STEREO IS TONIGHT @ Antiqua

and in case you didn’t read it on Facebook, on here, or see the flyer I posted above there are FREE DRINKS TILL 12am.

I myself will be taking advantage of the $1 Miller Lites.

After 12 it’s 2-4-1 shots at the bar and FREE SHOTS when you hear the crunk horn.

TEXT 407.394.9527 TO GET IN FOR FREE