Yeah I’m back, we’re back, whatever. I’ll have a real comeback blog soon but for now heres this gem…
6
Dec
Shockingly, 28,625 of you visited 74,243 different pages on orangecountyconcepts.com during the month of November. That is down significantly from our glory days, but still a mystery to me considering we haven’t updated since Familiar Joe’s post about the Electric Zoo festival in September. At least our last post was in September, MiamiNights.com hasn’t had a post since June, and DrinkUpOrlando.com and Defame Orlando are like, non-exhistant now, hmmm how things change. So where are you getting your gossipy news now Orlando nightlife people? How are you surviving without our witty, insulting, sarcasm?
So you may ask yourself, what is going on with Docta Dawe, dLux, E. Sprad the photographer, Matt Phillips, Chris Callahan the photographer, and the rest of the bloggers that faithfully brought the city of Orlando entertainment for over a year here on OCC. Well, we are at a crossroads… That is:
Revive OCC?
Move on to a new project?
Its been a tough call. As many of you know I have been sidelined for a few months with a medical thing, (See http://www.orangecountyconcepts.com/2009/03/29/docta-dawe-public-service-announcement-2/) and will be returning to the DJ world around January. Until then I plan on doing a lot of nothing and really would like to get back to blogging. Soooo with that being said I will be announcing how I plan to do that over the next few days…
Personally, I would like to create a new blog, one that is not over run with comments from Russians about where to score viagra on the low low. I also would love to do something with my past collaborators… (even Kaypee), we did have a lot of fun here on OCC, and I think that really came across through our blogs. Anyways, hopefully this little thought from my head will catch on to the revival, or to a new project…. either way, my person/temporary blog will be up and running soon, but will mostly focus on my cancer treatment. So lets get this party started again my Orlando blogger friends!!
I can always be reached at:
16
Aug
Definition of keeping it real
Published in D-D-D-D-DeeJay dLux!, Docta DaweShirt from Reign - $20
Volcom trucker hat - $15
Fresh Converse - $30
Using your headphones as a microphone at your posh birthday bash - Priceless.
And Dawe you didn’t tell me Uncle Fester from the Addams Family was coming to your party!!
2
Aug
Entertainer > DJ
Published in D-D-D-D-DeeJay dLux!
23
Jul
DJ dLux - Zone Defense Vol. 2
Published in D-D-D-D-DeeJay dLux!
This also could be called the “Docta Dawe is a failure and can’t finish the Michael Jackson mix because I live too far away” mixtape.
YES, the tracks ARE split up.
22
Jul
Sequel to one of the best mixtapes of the year…
01. Intro
02. Pressure Ft. Woo Da Kid
03. Burr (Prod. By Drumma Boy)
04. Beat It Up Ft. Trey Songz (Prod. By Drumma Boy)
05. Gucci Ft. Shawnna & Nicki Minaj
06. Hottest Rapper Ft. Waka Flacka
07. Overboard Ft. OJ Da Juiceman, Rock City & LA The Darkman
08. Breakup Ft. Mario & Sean Garrett (Prod. By Bangladesh)
09. A lot
10. Awesome Ft. Snoop (Prod. By Drumma Boy)
11. Superhero Ft. J-Money, Waka Flacka & Shawnna
12. Leading Lady (Prod. By HeadBangaz)
13. Mr T
14. Ain’t Nothin Else To Do Ft. Shawty Lo (Prod. By Drumma Boy)
15. Loud
16. Wasted (Remix) Ft. OJ Da Juiceman & Plies (Bonus)
17. Waka Flacka - Lets Do It (Bonus)
21
Jul
So just about everyone in the UCF/Orlando area read and/or commented on my blog about how lame promoting around this town has become here and here, so this blog will be somewhat of a sequel to that, in a sense.
I’m swag surfing FaceBook today and I see a status update from none other than Clint “Mr.Orlando” House that goes a little something like this…
Gasp.
You read right folks, Mr. Orlando is officially hanging up his blazers (or should I say blazer) and throwing in the towel on the city that coined his now infamous nickname. Can you blame him? I definetly cannot. One thing I can say is that Clint gave it his best shot. Let’s re-cap, in picture form.
Clint popped up in the nightlife scene by promoting for WhatsHot with Chris Nault and Rob Hype…
(Nault has lost some weight since then, eh? He and Mikey Stylez must be on the same diet because they are both looking way buff these days, no homo. Dawe, you could take some advice from those two.)
Clint left WhatsHot due to financial issues within the company (gasp again) and decided, because he has 2,000+ FaceBook friends, that he should start his own company and thus Revolution Nights was born.
I guess no one had the balls to tell Clint that there was a gay club with the same name but whatever. If that wasn’t enough to scratch your head about, he then made a logo to get people to join his ‘revolution’ which looks like someone from South Carolina might have made to make a statement about OTHER things.
Wow.
And so the revolution began. Now, Clint might not have started a revolution in nightlife but he sure did make a revolution in graphic design.
Can we get the number to your graphic designer? Please? I mean, how does he know how to do all those cool tricks on MS Paint?
Ok, Revolution Nights was a bust, so Clint decided to re-brand himself and his company by going back to the moniker that he had while working for Biggins, Mr. Orlando.
Clint then secured himself a night at Antiqua, Project Bikini.
Obviously hired a different graphic artist this time cause this one isn’t too bad. It isn’t too good either, because they forgot to put one instrumental thing on the flyer, the date. Being the professional Mr. Orlando is, he pulled out his handy silver colored Sharpie and added the date in himself.
Clint went all in on this party, posting status updates about it once every 30 mins. He even found time to post status updates while swooning the ladies…
Project Bikini was apart of the 4th of July weekend extravaganza Mr. Orlando promised us. Wednesday at Antiqua, Friday at Bliss (also a bikini party) and concluding it all Saturday with the biggest joke of a 4th of July party in Orlando history, the “I’m on a Boat” party, which was cancelled last minute due to nobody giving a shit or willing to pay the ridiculous ticket price.
Mr. Orlando obviously failed to do his homework because…
1. Chillers owns Church Street on Wednesday nights and has for years now.
2. OCC did a bikini party mere weeks before at Antiqua, which would end up being the death of STEREO because it was THAT bad.
So after 3 failed attempts at starting new nights around town (Fusian, Antiqua, and let’s not forget Medicis) he did what no one was expecting and joined forces with Mikey Stylez to help him launch his newest night at Roxy, Models and Bottles. After the first week success of Stylez’ new party, Clint then made himself an official KnightLyfer. Why? Who the fuck knows.
Here he is pictured with DJ19Sixty and his freshly shaven arms…
According to Mikey Stylez, Clint pulled $500 that night, which Dawe and I both think is too saucy to be true but if you did Clint, good job. Don’t spend all that money on Bud Light and Marlboro Lights.
One thing Clint did do which I thought was both slick and pathetic at the same time was make a FaceBook group while the Orlando Magic were in the playoffs titled ‘Magic are going to the finals!!’ or something along those lines. In this group, he amassed 1,000+ people. Well, as you know, the Magic didn’t make it past Phil Jackson and his 9 rings, so Clint did what any sleezy promoter would do. He changed the name of his group to ‘I party with Mr. Orlando!’.
Bravo. Rather than make a new group, you just changed the name of the one you made about sports and turned it into a group about partying. Anyway, so after Mikey Stylez made it rain on Clint (no homo) because of that $500 first night at Roxy, Clint then changed the name of the group AGAIN, this time to ‘KnightLyfe.com’. Incredible. Absolutely incredible, Clint.
That brings us to today, where we are left to ask ourselves, what happened? Was the money not good enough? Did they take your microphone from you at the club for laughing into it too much and that rubbed you the wrong way? Did someone steal your bottle of Verdi out of VIP that Stylez gave to you for a job well done? We need answers; the public deserves to know.
Or was it just for reasons that I explained in the blog that started all this?
Disclaimer: This blog was not meant to be an “I hate Clint House” blog, but merely a busting of the chops. Clint is my friend and knows this should be taken with the smallest grain of salt out of the shaker (as should anything I said about anyone else IE: Stylez, Nault and 19sixty). In the end, you obviously made some type of impression on people if I decided to take time out to write this detailed blog about you. Congrats Clint, you finally got your own blog on OCC.
This blog has been Docta Douche Chris approved:
