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Dr. Warren from E-harmony has come out of the matchmaker closet to reveal that he is, in fact, the real Facebook founder.

“Fuck that kid!” stated Warren, referring to current Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg.

As for plans for the future of Facebook, Warren stated that he plans to use your relationship status as a guide to how much “21 and still single?” ads he should place on your home page.

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Gentlemen, take a number. By: RobbyV.com

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“Take Me Home Tonight” By Eddie MoneyI feel a hungerIt’s a hunger that tries to keep a man awake at night.Are you the answer?I shouldn’t wonder when I feel you whet my appetiteWith all the power you’re releasingIt isn’t safe to walk the city streets aAnticipation is running through meLet’s find the key and turn this engine on.I can feel you breatheI can feel your heartbeat faster.Take me home tonight!I don’t want to let you go till you see the light!Take me home tonight!Listen honeyiust like Ronnie sang: Be my little baby!I get frightened in all this darknessI get nightmaresI hate to sleep aloneI need some companyA guardian angel to keep me warm when the cold winds blow!I can feel you breatheI can feel your heartbeat faster. . . .Be my little baby!Just like Ronnie sangI sayjust like Ronnie sang:Be my little babybabymy darling!I feel a hungerit’s a hunger!Take me home tonight!…Take me home tonight!…Take me home tonight!…Take Me Home Tonight
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First in English: When I drink “Natty Light” beer, I feel a little bit trashy. Now in Spanish: Cuando yo tomo la cerveza “Natty Light”, yo me siento como una prostituta barata. By: RobbyV.com

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