1. Sit next to me in a study area while I try to study and eat foods that are noisy while playing Solitaire on your computer. You aren’t even studying. Kill yourself.
2. Talk to me while I am trying to ignoring you.
a. I want to talk to you, but I’m trying to get shit done. So I hate your temptation.
b. I don’t want to talk to you, because you are lame. So I hate your persistence.
3. Listen to your iPod so loud I can hear it.
FML
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A funny thing has been happening lately. My comments have stopped showing up right away. So I’m look around the site to assess the problem and I think to myself, hmmm, maybe I’m being moderated.
“How can I be moderated, if I’m an admin?” I ask myself. And then it dawns on me, I just recently had to add dLux back to admin status because another admin decided they didn’t like his post. They made dLux a plain ol’ author.
I sign onto OCC.com and I’m looking around, searching for clues. I found them. Now, this is still an assessment, but I think I have been demoted.
Let’s talk about this for a second. I vaguely remember, just vaguely remember, that the last time someone became a blog nazi, changing something of this caliber in an effort to censor, we at occ.com vowed that we would stand true to the 1st amendment. How quickly we forget…
I will stress that this is only speculation. Just know this, if I am right and you are the same person who changed dLux’s status, I know who you are and I know where you sleep. If you are not the same person, the odds are against you because there exists only a handful of admins on this site. Let this stand as a warning to you. You know me personally, so I’m sure you know I am crazy. You can take your chances, or you can make me an admin again. Choose wisely.
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A while ago, I’m going to say about 6 months ago, maybe longer, Dawe and even our famed dLux played a song we all know and love called “Day N Night” by Kid Cudi every night OCC hosted. Well, I USED to love it. Now I hate it. With a passion. And of course, since I have developed a hate for it recently, EVERYONE LOVES IT. I HEAR IT EVERYWHERE!
I am officially declaring the song “Day N Night” RETIRED. That means that if I hear you playing it, I have the right to scalp you. Really, it’s in the contract.
*****EDIT*****
dLux here,
As I feel the same way as Kristen (I mean KP) about the Crookers remix that XL 106.7 has taken upon themselfves to destroy, I came across the video for the origina Day N’ Nite and it is fucking HOT. Absolutely amazing editing, check it out…
****Edit #2****
Docta Dawe Here,
The video ate the whole website when it was posted, here is the link to it: http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/x8fge6
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I just about shit my pants when I found out how candid Obama was with the country about his pothead history. Now, just when I thought the best was over, I find out that Obama cursed in his book “Dreams from my Father.” I mean, yeah, he’s just quoting a friend, but I love hearing appointed officials talk dirty. It’s a little hot when older men get raunchy… you know, if I was into that sorta thing…
Anyway, looks like I found a new ringtone….
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Dear Stranger,
Do you realize you ran a stop sign and almost hit my car? Do you realize I was waiting patiently for that parking spot that you stole from me? Do you realize I had to park in the furthest possible spot from both of my classes on the day that it is 49 degrees Fahrenheit? I hope your day is despicable, like you. I hope someone shoves shit in your face, pushes you off a bridge and then runs your poop-laden body over with a boat. The sticker on the back of your car spells out the sorority you are a part of, in case you ever forget, and to remind people like me that for a ZTA, friends can be paid for but common sense is priceless. And now I know where to find you. Sleep with one eye open, Miss ZTA. I’m coming for your crown. I really despise you, and the fate that has lead me to you.
Sincerely,
Kaypee
Dear Fate,
Fuck you.
Sincerely,
Kaypee
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I’m so glad I have understanding listeners.
The other day I made a post about Camp Kaypee airing two times a week. That was because I received this email
Yeah, that says 5-7 pm on Fridays and Sunday.
Well it turns out I’m keeping the 6-8 pm Friday spot and I will be back either next week or the week after. I really hate this waiting game. I mean it is a month into the semester. I’m sorry I’ve been tossing my loyal listeners around.
Thank you for all the support and I will be back reallllly soon. 
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Dear UCF students,
I don’t mind the parking situation. You know which one I’m talking about: the unfair commandeering of parking spots over someone that has was waiting for a spot way before you drove into the lot. I’m okay with this daily occurrence since my patience is usually rewarded with a spot so close I can open my car door and enter the building in one fell swoop.
The object of my frustration is not that nor the fact that there is never a table available in the student union at lunch time. One person to a four person table is ridiculous. We can share, no? I only have an hour between classes, I don’t want to sift through the student union like a white dot in the black half of a yin-yang. But I’m not mad about that.
I’m also not mad about the girls who think brown Ugg boots match an all black outfit. I’m sure you all read Cosmo, but it seems you skim past the fashion section and only read the articles about why he isn’t into you. Ever thought it might be due to your fashion sense? He thinks your boots are ugly, just as much as you think his tractor is sexy.
What this letter is in regards to, what is really pissing me off about UCF students, is that UCF students are the SLOWEST walkers to grace the face of this planet. Usually, I walk around you. I let you know you are walking slowly by passing you with my quick gate. There is one place I cannot pass you, and that is the halls of the Communication building, where all of my classes are. The halls are tiny and you celebrate that fact by talking on your phone and blocking my path. I can’t see your face, so next time I’ll just punch you in the back of the head. I might knock you down with my full backpack. And when you look up to see the bitch that hit you, I’ll throw a SNATCH flyer and a mirror in front of your face so you can see for yourself how much you look like a cunt.
Sincerely,
Kaypee
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CAMP KAYPEE is now on TWO times a week.
Every Friday and Sunday from 5-7 pm! How awesome! If you miss it one day, you get another chance to listen!
Knightcast.org! I’m so excited!
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Due to some communication breakdown, Camp Kaypee will be off-air this week. It will return next week. YAY!
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Listen in!
Go to knightcast.org! Click “listen now” in the top right corner! Click “continue” on the following page. NEAT!
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LISTEN IN! Sam is on too! YAY!
All you have to do to listen is
1. Log on to knightcast.org.
2. Click the “listen now” button in the top right corner.
3. Click the “continue” button on the next page.
I missed everyone this past month. This is the return show so let’s get it on!!!
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Sure as hell beats my Sunday. Wait for the funky chicken at the end.
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I hate you and I love you. Sometimes I feel we should talk more about music you might be interested in, or places we could go at nighttime. Then I realize, I don’t know you, not emotionally or physically. Our relationship is a lie, a sham, and a fraud. That’s why I hate you. A mutual friend of ours, I’m not naming names, told me that you might want to see me New Year’s Day night at Stereo. What if I don’t show? How will we ever fix this faulty romance? I mean, it’s not like you can’t get to my myspace through the link in the contributors box. That’s sarcasm. I figured you’d pick up on that. You are smart. That’s why I love you. And you are clever. I like that too.
We’ve had our good times though, haven’t we? I’ve shown you videos you may not have seen before. I might have made you laugh with my cynicism and biting wit. And if you didn’t laugh, you probably just didn’t get it. I understand.
I have fought with you too. Many times. I’m always right, if you haven’t learned that already. But you are still faithful, and I suppose I am to you as well.
The purpose of this letter is to let you know, dear so-and-so, that I appreciate you and your comradery. Anyway, just a reminder… and this is no big deal… but… my birthday is March 2 and I want a snake.
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