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On Monday October 27th (8:00pm), we’ve got the music genius of Ben Kweller gracing The City Beautiful.

Ben will be playing at The Social, be sure to get your tickets in advance! (Click here to get your tickets from TicketMaster!)

For Christ’s-sake, he’s got his own Wikipedia biography..

.. P.S.

I miss the music Ben and Kent use to make as Radish.

Ben Kweller – Sun Dress. 

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Well, we couldn’t prove that you did it — but you’re going to jail anyway. Today Casey Anthony has been brought up first degree murder. That sucks..

Lastly, there was some confusion as to what a scene kid was last week:

WikiHow.com – How To Become A Scene Kid.

I don’t like The Guest List. You have to login to see photos. I ain’t about that..
Craigslist says they’re hiring promoters. Hmm.. — why?

Election Day: November 4th.

In respect to the show, The Office, this Thursday is Bosses’ Day.

And, Richey.. why is your music so damn beautiful? You’re a saint, you know that, right?

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Good one, Kim.

“I heard his ex-girlfriend ruined his life. Kim was it?”

“Smells like the Devaney’s Whore is bitter.”

“i think we should defame kim in the comments section for trying to defame dawe.
i still lol’d .”

“who’s got nudes of kim!!! i wanna see them!!”

“Kim the devaneys whore is a bitch who no one likes. I request someone defame that cunt. Dawe left her because she couldnt keep her devaneys whore legs closed. His new girlfriend is much prettier and shes an ugly bitter person.”

“I’m sure lots of people have nudes of kim lol shes a whore”

“wow i think it’s really funny that kim would hate on dawe when nobody would even know who she is if she never dated him also for her to hate when she has a kid with no job and is always out on the town who’s watching the baby?? her MOM the only money she has she spends on weed treats people like shit and thinks she is a goddess dawe did everything for her and she doesn’t deserve shit get a life bitch!!!!”“Oh yes, Nudes of Kim Hazim!I heard she has stretch marked saggy little titties from her unwanted child that she smokes pot with in her arms, while her mom and dad take a hit.
True Story.”

“coke head slut
like amy winehouse…but more of a broke ass face”

 

.. didn’t we all stop talking to you months ago?

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Well, for starters, The Orlando Sentinel’s 101 Best results just came out. I’d like to thank all of you for voting for us for Best Local Blogger — thank you for helping us win.

Orlando Sentinel’s Best Local Blogger 2008 – OrangeCountyConcepts.com

I’m just kidding. We didn’t win anything. Fuck the Orlando Sentinel and their bullshit polls.. Viva La Weekly!

But the results are out — take a look if you’re bored.

Visit our MySpace and add us as a friend or P-Diddy will kill you. True story.

 

 

This Tuesday is Global House featuring Magic Mike at Tabu downtown. Magic Mike’s got a soft side for house music — so Tabu’s giving you a special house set from the guy who also helped bring you MIAMI BASS. For those of you interested in going this Tuesday, send me an email or message online and we’ll help you get put on the guest list. Or signup HERE.

Magic Mike – Get On It, Dog Gon It.

That’ll should get you in the mood for some Magic Mike..

 

Lastly, for those of you following the presidential candidacy — here’s a cute laugh.

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First off — check out this remix by The Black Holes (Chicago).. I can’t stop listening to it.

Little Jender – Polyhedron (Black Holes Remix)

Also, as some of you may or may not have heard — SHIT SHOW is taking a week off this week. Get ready for SHIT SHOW Season 2 coming up shortly.

With that in mind, Shiny Toy Guns are playing at BackBooth this Saturday night. Tickets are $ 15.

Also in a few weeks The Social will be bringing in Ben Kweller on the 27th. Tickets are $17.

Lastly — Without Amusia will be playing at Coconut Bay this Saturday. Check out their MySpace for more info.

(BackBooth and The Social can thank me later for that drop..)

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One more for those with a little ghetto in you..

The Roots (Featuring Lil’ Wayne) Live – A Milli (Remix)

.. just rememember – life could always be worse (see Jose Canseco’s latest stunt).

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Now that is just adorable.

 

A little blog love goes out to Defame: Orlando. Also, lets thank Brian and Adrian for continuing to give them something to write about. Clap, clap.

 

Mad V and Koncept = Villains.

 

For those of you who missed it — you suck. Villains were at Suite B Lounge last night. Check out the rest of the photos!

 

Fix Your Face (11) – TRVS and DJ AM.

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You see.. OrangeCountyConcepts.com is going through a change. Very similar to puberty — we’re evolving. Last week we added the infamous Adrian to begin writing blogs to add a little spice — or fruit as some would say (terrible joke). This week I’d like to introduce two more writers. If you live on the east side of town, or have visited our weekly at The Octagon (SHIT SHOW), he’s probably gotten you drunk at one point in your life.. look for upcoming posts from the drunk, belligerent, and hilarious bartender from The Octagon: Juan Rivera.

*If you’ve seen juan (one) Rivera – you’ve seen them all. I’d also like to introduce a slice of Chicago in a good friend of mine, Eddy Rivera out of the Windy City. Look for upcoming posts from both Rivera’s as we expand over the next few months!

If you’re interested in writing for us, please send me an email that includes your full name, links to your Facebook and MySpace as well as a terrible joke that you find funny. Those who make me laugh will be considered. Please submit this to Chris@OrangeCountyConcepts.com for consideration.

In other news, I tried to burn down Nick Nolte’s house today. Good thing nobody reads this..

All photos are up and posted! Check out our photos from mud wrestling at The Octagon, Suite B’s S.O.S., and photos from our Thursday night at Firestone, bitches!

Wu Tang – Gravel Pit (The Disco Villains Remix)

* = Indicates horrible joke. 

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Check for some new updates here later today!

I just came back from Jay-Z’s Obama/Voter Registration Concert in Miami, — incredible (.. and free!). It was held at the Bayfront Park Amphitheater where thousands joined together to chant “FUCK BUSH” in unison while smoking pot. Rallying behind Barack Obama and the democratic view, the event was a great move for Obama’s campaign as he registered thousands of democratic votes to the state. The show was great, and the entire crowd had their diamonds up — bouncing to the lyrics with a blunt in their mouth. O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave, I suppose. “God Ble$$ America.”

Also, this past Saturday night was Atmosphere and SHIT SHOW. If you didn’t attend either of them – you’ve fucked up.

Lastly, Benny Benassi will be playing at Tabu tonight (tickets — $20). Then the Villians will be playing at Suite B this Wednesday for S.O.S. (Doors open at 10 and cover is only $5!).

Here comes Orlando’s music scene..

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Probably the saddest thing for any guy (.. and of course, the women going through it.) is breast cancer. I mean this in the nicest and most sensitive way when I say, “We love em’. With the risk of breast increasing with age – a little awareness for our demographic wouldn’t hurt. Statistics show that every 13 minutes, someone dies of breast cancer (see About.com). That’s scary as fuck.. to be put bluntly.

So you’re probably asking yourself, “How can I get involved?” If not – you’re definitely going to Hell. Well, I’ve got your answer..

On October 5th, we’ve got a Race For The Cure at Disney’s Wide World of Sports Complex, which has raised over $180 million in breast cancer research over the years since the Susan G Komen Foundation was conceived. It’s the largest 5k series that’s being held in over 100 cities. If you follow the link, you can register to compete or you can still signup to participate on the day of the race.

With that in mind, a very good friend of mine is participating in the event and raising money for the foundation as well, — Monica Murillo. Her mother is a strong breast cancer survivor and recently her grandmother was diagnosed with the disease. You can help her raise money by visiting her link to donate money to the Susan G Komen foundation on her behalf.

Registration begins at 6:30am this Sunday! The race will begin around 7:45am! Sign up now or register when you get there!

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(I’m real mature.)

This Monday begins the UCF SGA Senate Election. This will run until October 1st (Wednesday) at 5:00pm!

I’m not going to tell you who to vote for, but.. – PATRICK HALE. Vote Patrick Hale for the College of Science Seat #2.

Here, let me spoon feed you:

I’m Voting For Patrick Hale [Facebook Event]

Sign In To Vote!

Also, more photos are up! Check it out.

DON’T FORGET – add our fan page to your Facebook (or die???).

Tomorrow night is Global House at Tabu where special guest DJ X will from Club XL (106.7) will be spinning in the main room. Be there – and you can sign up for the guest list to get in for free!

And your UrbanDictionary.com word of the day:
Tag-Hag

Goodnight, and go fuck yourself, San Diego.

Mobb Deep vs Ray Parker Jr/Ghostbusters Got It Twisted (DJ Ayres Remix)

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We’ve got a lot of photos that are going to be up and posted today! Keep checking back!

Last week we had a wet t-shirt contest at SHIT SHOW. Then, we had mud wrestling this week – which was

INSANE. Every week – be there.

.. you’re welcome.

.. and one for the road:

 …oh, and check out this dddeeerrttyy new house groove straight from inside Docta Dawe’s serato.

Bingo Players vs. Chocolate Puma – Touch Me (Bart B More Remix) (zShare link) 

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First and foremost, DJ AM was released from the hospital.. (I think the MYSPACE profile banners worked!)

Tonight..Since Nick Swardson is expensive and already sold out (mother fuckers):

Hollywood Undead at The Social. It’s an early show that’s sold out. 5:00.Listening to dirty songs with 14-year-olds. Could it get any better? I’ll be there.

Rock Pink at BackBooth tonight with Megaphone, Traverser, and Fall Term. It’s $10 at the door tonight. All proceeds benefit the Susan G. Komen foundation. Kicks off at 7:00.

AV3 and Docta Dawe will be playing at Suite B tonight. FREE COVER. And I know you guys definitely want to go to Suite B now that Carnival’s over with.. haha. Only kidding. I loved Carnival – and I seriously was pissed when it folded. Suite B tonight. Coming up!
Atmosphere is almost here! All the cool kids are going. Except me (305 with the lady). MUD WRESTLING – this Saturday night at The Octagon. Oh yes, we went there..

Then, I’d like to cordially invite you to a party in my pants. Would you like to go?

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In an effort to take something with him on his way out (to have done something in his eight years), President Bush has requested for a $700-billion budget to purchase Monopoly from The Parker Brothers.

Such a bold move for a duck.

In interviews, President Bush stated that he thinks this will be a great move for the economy. “Free parking, are you kidding me? Why wouldn’t I buy into this. We all know once I get some hotels on Boardwalk – we’ll be set.”

Following the interview, President Bush then proceeded to eat his ice cream snack before leaving for nap time.

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Because I like to wake wounds and toss salt. Here’s a couple laughs from the week:
“Dear KnightLyfe / UniversityLyfe Users, In wake of the 7th anniversary of the events of September 11, 2001 our company has felt the time is right to promote change. It has been our honor to serve Florida in providing a great photography service and website access, and with your support we have been able to grow into the new UniversityLyfe.com; marking this growth, and in light of recent political and technological events taking place world-wide such as the 2008 Presidential Election and FaceBook’s unwavering switch to the “New FaceBook”, we have decided to officially launch UniversityLyfe.com!”
Haha! Really? Because of 9/11? That’s terrible..

And some of the east side promoters got into a scuffle. I’m an asshole:

.. and tomorrow we’ve got S/T at Firestone.

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Ladies, meet Sean. He’s fresh out of high school, balls almost finished dropping and all, and loves country music. While participating in track and field, Sean was a long-jumper (couldn’t run), typically finishing below his teammates in his jumps (also known as last). In his spare time, he likes to attend clubs such as Bliss Ultra Lounge with his fake ID, and send Facebook messages with impulsive statements (see Immature). For more information on this JV Superstar, visit his MySpace!

Thanks for the message, Sean!

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SHIT SHOW.

Tonight, we’ve got 19Sixty going against Docta Dawe at the Octagon. PISS-SHIT-FUCK (don’t forget, be there).

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