Lets face it, we’ve all been there…blackout drunk. Hopefully once in a blackout state, your like me, and have tendencies to do absolutely absurd hilariously retarded funny shit. Now we all know that there is a wonderful site that allows us to reminisce those nights the next day through the wonderful text messages we send friends, bros’, and hos’. However, how do we know that those texts actually happened, or were they thought up by some kid thats never known the deliciousness and intoxicated feeling that is your 8th shot of goldschlager? Maybe he just sits around and thinks up funny texts inbetween matches on Modern Warfare (sorry DLux) and the people of said website think its funny enough to post. I am somewhat to blame for the sites success, I often find myself waking up eager to see what shenanigans people around the country have gotten themselves into, whether real or not. But don’t you constantly find yourself questioning if it actually happened? Well…FEAR NO MORE!!
From the depths and back alleys of Whorelando comes Proof of Last Night! They have brought us [POLN] (ProofofLastNight.com) to be able to enjoy photos, texts, and videos and to see what misfortunes have befallen others in today’s society. It is a site where anyone and everyone can upload not only texts, but videos and photos as well. With features to rate them good, bad, or ultimate nights, as well as blogging or commenting under every single one. So when your friend sends you a text at 10am that goes something like this, “duuuddee…your never gonna believe this, I rode a goat last night, cowboy style” and you instinctively say, “your a lying sack of shit, no way!” you can then conveniently put your foot in your mouth when he sends you a link to this:
So do me a favor, please continue to get retarded drunk and perform acts that you would never tell your grandmother but you can’t wait to tell your grandkids about. The best part is, when your grandkid calls you a liar you can say, “Listen here you little shit, don’t believe me? the proof is on Proofoflastnight.com!!!”
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