Year of the Duck…Face.

The “Classy” trio has finally made it onto “The Dirty” and it’s raining hate.

I commented on the actual blog (http://thedirty.com/2009/12/31/three-duck-faced-friends/) but I missed really ranting so much that I decided to post a little somethin-somethin here.

First of all, I love that “stripper” has become an insult. Last time I checked a stripper is a woman who gets paid to show off her body. Tell me you don’t wish you could get a pay stub for all the times you’ve been naked in public places or homes that are not yours. Also, GOOD LUCK finding a girl who has never EVER done the “duck-face” in a picture.

I’ve seen drunker, skankier, and more violent bitches not only on the streets and dirty college bars of Orlando but in many other cities as well. And I’m SURE you have, too.

They may be crazy, but I guarantee that they have a better time, more drinks bought for them and more friends than you do.

All of you who say they’re busted are probably just bitter because even if all three of them were being their normal “classy” selves (i.e. falling on the floor wasted, fighting other drunk bitches and getting kicked out), they wouldn’t fuck you, let alone rub you the wrong way.

I hope they continue to make the “duck-face” and I hope whoever sent in that post finally gets laid and stops watching everyone else live their own lives around him.

P.S. Nik, they wouldn’t fuck you, either. (Neither would I and I’m pretty easy.)

<3 M