Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Rules to Ostensibly F*cking Live More Awesomely, Ok?

Posted by E-Rock On April - 14 - 2009

Welcome to E-Rock’s ROLFMAOs.  A weekly series where I will expound a few nuggets of wisdom and try to help you, the reader, live a little better every Tuesday.   Bam.  If you have a question you’d like answered, some advice you need, or whether you just want me to tell you that that rash isn’t herpes… email me at erik @ orangecountyconcepts.com.

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“Perception is everything.  And double-baggin’ it around the whores.”    -Winston Churchill

 

Undeniably, we make mistakes in life.  Some are little ones, some are big ones, some last for 4 years while the entire population of America curses your existence, and others just… go by unnoticed.  But whatever the reason is..

Principle #1 to Rule #76:  Deny ’til you die.  

 Sure honesty is the best policy, but for *WHO* exactly?  Not you, you dirty thief!  

Case study 76-1A/B: Imagine going from this: 

ROFL #76 - 1

To this:ROFL #76 - 2 

Tsk.Case closed.

 Rule #76

Destroy all evidence.   Better yet, take none to begin with. 

-E-Rock

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