1. Sit next to me in a study area while I try to study and eat foods that are noisy while playing Solitaire on your computer. You aren’t even studying. Kill yourself.
2. Talk to me while I am trying to ignoring you.
a. I want to talk to you, but I’m trying to get shit done. So I hate your temptation.
b. I don’t want to talk to you, because you are lame. So I hate your persistence.
3. Listen to your iPod so loud I can hear it.
FML
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