Hey, Brian ‘Docta’ Dawe!
This….is a cell phone! (Yours actually!!)

People use them to make and recieve phone calls, or maybe send a text message or two.
You might hear a 30 second jingle come out of your phone with someones name come across the screen sometimes or maybe a random number, that noise, means your phone is ringing!
When that happens you’ll want to slide the button UP on your Instinct to ANSWER the call.
Now, perhaps you were taking a shat, shaving your taint, or trying to find a bandana to match your outfit for the evening, in which a “missed call” would occur.
In the occurrence of a missed call, after you’re done putting on your Gucci Bandana, you will hit the “view” button and return the missed call that you received.
Now, I know this may be a new thing for you but its ok, that’s why I posted this tutorial for you. I know all of us might not be a 19 year old girl trying to fuck the DJ but we do our best to get up there on the totem pole.
I hope this clears up some confusion you may have with your high tech device that, according to the people posting on your facebook or myspace, you just can’t seem to figure out how to use.
NICE DICK.
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