Once again proving my inability to care about anyone but myself and because this blog needs some cheering up, I present to you the worst (read: greatest) pick up lines of all time.
- “How do you like your eggs in the morning: scrambled or fertilized?”
- “Let’s get breakfast in the morning: Should I call you to wake you up or just give you a nudge?”
- “Your place or mine? Tell you what? I’ll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.”
- “Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, except down under…”
- “Is that a mirror in your pocket? ‘Cause I can see myself in your pants.”
- “I’m going to have sex with you tonight, you might as well be there to enjoy it.”
And the Best one yet:
- “I may not have your virginity, but can I at least have the box it came in?”
Honorable Mention:
- “My mom won’t be home for hours…”
Thank me later.
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