Tomorrow is Saturday/Thursday at Club Firestone! Please drink, dance, fu*k and repeat responsibly as nobody wants to wake up the next morning hungover next to a fatty..
The horn is back to make EVERYONE aware about open bar every thirty minutes. The trick to it: tip your bartenders well, and they’ll take care of you first all night.. but that’s common sense anywhere you go.. except at Mako’s apparently.
Also, the response for people using our guest list online was amazing. - You guys have until 5:00pm tomorrow to put your name on our guest list (it takes about 30 seconds).
As displayed today at the UCF Student Union - Ryan King will be in attendance and has promised a handful of ladies that he’ll be taking his shirt off to the sound of the horn every thirty minutes!
On that note, we’ll have to get another W.O.W. post up here - because there were some beautiful girls in the house last week. But the best part to that is that most of them were single.. SCORE!
“Single ladies - I can’t hear ya’ll! Single ladies - make noise!”
.. and for everyone who’s looking for photos from Sh*t Show, so I can stop getting emails - they were up - but half of them went corrupt with zshare.net, so once I get my computer out of a box and plugged in at the new house, they’ll be up (late tonight, tomorrow when I get up). If photos aren’t up the next day - calm the fu*k down or go get your photos taken by ZeeFlash..
Speaking of emails and ZeeFlash - thanks for reading our blog. And you’re welcome for the publicity and my link to your website. I mean, afterall, you were mentioned on the third best website in Orlando. I thought a “thank you,” email would have been more appropriate than the “what is your problem” one. No hard feelings, nobody needs to take things too personally.. Right, Defame? (I’m tearing it up with these direct links. They conveniently open in another window. I love it.) I should really be getting more “thank you” emails.. I wouldn’t worry about it though, because we all know nobody reads this anyway, Zolar. KnightLyfe doesn’t take it personal, and they’re probably mentioned more than anyone.. but I only do it because Stylez is a hot dude and Sobes is the shit. There’s no such thing as bad publicity. I’d mention Xclusive more if I could stand them..
If you made it through Student Union today at UCF, and did not get one of the free cupcakes - you missed out..
Today’s post is brought to you by a good friend of mine: Daniels, Jack.





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Fucking hilarious. WHY SO MANY WITH STICK UP ASS?
thats whats up! last week was fun, thanks for inviting me out. how do i know if the guest list worked??
I got your guest list request, Britany. Your name will be at the door with the lovely cashier. (Britany +4)
hahaha, i enjoyed reading this one
OMFG! I LOVE IT!!!
i went and had a muffin. it was fucking delightful.
Wow, Saturday/Thursdya is 100 times better than anyone could have ever explained!! I had a blast Thurs night! I dream about that train horn……..haha–and the girl bartender was really awesome & fast!
.. Christina’s the hottest bartender in Orlando.
yeah she is.
at least, i think she is. both of the girls up front were pretty hot
so who is the guy that played first. i remember the skinny guy and docta dawe from last week. who’s the first dude? his shit was pretty tyte
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