Look Mr/Mrs Defame! Nothing says I am classy like a chilled bottle of Verdi Spumante. It is soft fruity, with a light alcohol content and calories, deliciously sparkling and zesty. Verdi Spumante is perfect for all occasions, barbecues, gathering, puke infested UCF bars, and because of its charming characteristics its a crowd pleaser!
Lil Jon has “Crunk Juice”, Insane Clown Posse has “Faygo”… we have Verdi.
Hey, and just for not defaming me, I owe you a bottle! Whenever you want to claim it just look for the guy on the bathroom floor of the sigma chi house any random Friday night. I’m usually wearing a pink hollister shirt with the collar popped and laying in a puddle of my own vomit while my buddies draw huge cocks on me with sharpies and take pictures of their balls on my face.
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